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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - EASTER MORNING 🙏
First Reading - Acts 10:34,37-43Second Reading - Colossians 3:1-4Gospel - John 20:1-9
A Sunday school teacher had just finished telling her third graders about how Jesus was crucified and laid in a tomb sealed with a great stone. Wanting to share the…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHT - THE SOLEMNITY OF ASCENSION 🙏
First Reading - Acts 1:1-11 Second Reading - Ephesians 4:1-13Gospel - Mark 16:15-20
There is the funny story of the raw army recruit standing at attention on the drill field. The drill instructor yells, “Forward, march!” And the entire ranks begin to…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 3RD SUNDAY OF LENT 🙏
First Reading - Exodus 20:1-17Second Reading - 1 Corinthians 1:22-25 Gospel - John 2:13-25
The story is told of a priest who was coming back to his parish house one evening in the dark only to be accosted by a robber who pulled a gun at him and deman…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 2ND SUNDAY OF LENT 🙏
First Reading - Genesis 22:1-2,9-13,15-18 Second Reading - Romans 8:31-34 Gospel - Mark 9:2-10
A certain missionary on a study trip to the Holy Land was visiting Jaffa (Joppa) where Peter was residing when he baptized Cornelius (Acts 10). The breath-…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 6TH SUNDAY IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Leviticus 13:1-2,44-46
Second Reading - 1 Corinthians 10:31-11:1 Gospel - Mark 1:40-45
Today’s gospel passage demonstrates that the sick and the maimed are not to be considered as objects of scorn, but potential reservoirs of God’s me…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 5th SUNDAY IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Job 7:1-4,6-7 Second Reading - 1 Corinthians 9:16-19,22-23
Gospel - Mark 1:29-39
This controversial best seller (which was later proved to be a “fake-memoir” of the recovering addict hero, James Frey), begins with a challenging anecdo…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE FOURTH SUNDAY IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Jonah 3:1-5,10 Second Reading - 1 Corinthians 7:29-31Gospel - Mark 1:14-20
J. Edwin Orr, a professor of Church history has described the great outpouring of the Holy Spirit during the Protestant Welsh Revivals of the nineteenth centur…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 32ND SUNDAY IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Wisdom 6:12-16 ·
Second Reading - 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 Gospel - Matthew 25:1-13
A Sunday school teacher was testing the children in her class one morning to see if they understood the concept of “getting to Heaven.” She said, “I…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 31ST SUNDAY IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Malachi 1:14-2:2,8-10Second Reading - 1 Thessalonians 2:7-9,13 Gospel - Matthew 23:1-12
The story has been told of a lion who was very proud. He decided to take a walk one day to demonstrate his mastery over all the other creatures. …
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 30TH IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Exodus 22:20-26 Second Reading - 1 Thessalonians 1:5-10 Gospel - Matthew 22:34-40
In the second century AD, a non-Christian named Aristides wrote to the Emperor Hadrian about the Christians. He said, “Christians love one another. Th…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE 24TH SUNDAY IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Ecclesiasticus 27:33-28:9
Second Reading - Romans 14:7-9 Gospel - Matthew 18:21-35
A man was bitten by a dog. Later it was discovered that the dog had rabies. This was back when there was no cure for rabies. His doctor brought him the…
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💖 HOMILY - AUGUST 15 💖
SOLEMNITY OF THE ASSUMPTION OF MARYFirst Reading - Revelation 11:19,12:1-6,9Second Reading - I Corinthians 15:20-26Gospel - Luke 1:39-56
Miss Holycheek, the Catholic Sunday school teacher, had just finished explaining the feast of the Assumption to h…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE ELEVENTH SUNDAY IN ORDINARY TIME 🙏
First Reading - Exodus 19:2-6 Second Reading - Romans 5:6-11 Gospel - Matthew 9:36-10:8
There is a legend about a little fish who overheard fishermen say that a fish needed water to live. The little fish became worried and started hunting for water.…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - THE SIXTH SUNDAY OF EASTER 🙏
First Reading - Acts 8:5-8,14-17 Second Reading - 1 Peter 3:15-18
Gospel - John 14:15-21
Once a tribesman who lived in a forest found the egg of an eagle, took it home and hatched it along with other chicken eggs. The eaglet started growing along wi…
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🙏 SUNDAY INSIGHTS - EASTER MORNING 🙏
First Reading - Acts 10:34,37-43Second Reading - Colossians 3:1-4Gospel - John 20:1-9
A Sunday school teacher had just finished telling her third graders about how Jesus was crucified and placed in a tomb with a great stone sealing the opening. Then…
